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About Me: I am the creative person behind Ribbonwood Cottage. A mother, wife and grandmother. My goal in life is to leave a lasting legacy to my family that life is incredible. God gave us this one life and it is worth the journey! A believer. A pianist, church music and worship director. Focused on intentionally living the best life possible.

February 8, 2010

Hey Good Lookin'

BUWAHAHAHA-Hey I live on a small farm....surrounded by chickens....forgive me but I thought this was hilarious!




(photo:The Daily Green)

How's about cookin' something

Up with me?

Hey Sweet baby,

Don't you think maybe

We could find us a brand new recipe?

(Song by Hank Williams)

(photo: MySpace)

(photo: MeggyMoos)

(photo source unknown)

(Photo: Myspace.com)

Eating (Dieting) Rules

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

2. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 3. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.

4. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

5. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something.

6. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass.

7. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate.


Big Smile!


PS....I'm removing years old wallpaper today.....I have one day at home....why I decided to tackle this today....one will never know....


Unknown said...

Hi Debbie,

"I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not as it applies to me." Hahaha! I like that one. I thought the egg one was pretty cute too. Thank you for the chuckles this afternoon and for popping over for a visit.

Wishing you a day full of magic and enchantment.

Cheers! =D
~Kitty Kellie

Darlene said...

Those are all great and I LOVE the eating/dieting rules. I SURE wish they worked like that!!!!!

Oh and I hate removing wallpaper so I don't envy you at all on that chore! Hope you get it done and it isn't too hard.

We are just out of the snow area so we didn't get any today and I don't think we are supposed to get anything tonight.

Have a great evening.♥

Bargain Decorating with Laurie said...

What a fun post! I'm just smiling away sitting here at my computer. Thanks for the smiles! laurie

Blondie's Journal said...

This was the cutest post ever, Debbie!! I loved the rule about eating off someone else's plate and not getting THEIR calories!!!

Good luck with your wallpaper!


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Lisa said...

LOVE the cartoon! And your images today are awesome! Good luck with your wall paper!
Hugs, Lisa

Simple Home said...

This was funny, I wish it actually worked this way. I hope the wallpaper came off okay. I've decided to never put anymore wallpaper up because I don't like taking it down :-)